How Graham Norton nailed the Eurovision one-liners 

Graham Norton returned to Eurovision to host his 12th contest on Saturday, entertaining viewers with his customary barbs and one-liners as he kept a watchful eye on proceedings as Italy won with 524 points – and the UK scored nil.

The Irish broadcaster who took over as presenter from Terry Wogan in 2008, offered colourful commentary on the 26 countries competing in the grand final. Here are some of his best comments:

SERBIA

 

‘Less Destiny’s Child… more Destiny’s Inappropriate Auntie.’

LITHUANIA 

 

‘Like people from IT dressed as Steps for a Christmas party.’

ITALY

 

‘This has already been streamed 30 million times. I’m reading that because I don’t understand it. Maybe it will grow on me, like mould on a bathroom ceiling.’ 

GERMANY

 

‘This song is Marmite… if everyone hated Marmite.’

FINLAND 

 

‘I wear this every time I go to the smelting plant.’

 ALBANIA

 

‘Is there nothing Carol Vorderman can’t do?’

SAN MARINO 

‘Senhit last represented San Marino 10 years ago because, as you know, the country is so small representing the country is a bit like jury duty.’ 

ISRAEL 

After entry Eden Alene attempted to reach the highest note ever at the competition: ‘My nose is bleeding, so I think she achieved it.’ 

Graham Norton (centre) hosted his 12th Eurovision Song Contest on Saturday night